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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Modern Heights


1. What is height of Fashion?

A. Dhoti with a zip . **************

2. What is height of Secrecy?

A. Offering blank visiting cards. **************
3. What is height of Active laziness?

A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. **************

4. What is height of Craziness?

A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. **************

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. **************

6. What is height of Stupidity?

A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. **************

7. What is height of Honesty?

A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. **************

8. What is height of Suicide?

A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. **************

9. What is height of De-hydration? A. A cow giving milk powder.

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